It's the Simple Things.... that I can't do!!!

Basic things I just can’t do:

*Wrap presents, especially in tissue!

*Open fresh toilet rolls without ripping them

*Recount a funny thing a comedian said

*Follow recipes while baking

*Simple addition and subtraction under pressure

*Understand any kind of ‘league table’ and all the weird maths associated with it.

Things I’m surprisingly good at:

*Cutting my own hair

*Getting ready for a night out in under an hour (shower and all)

*Making perfect microwave popcorn

*Arriving just before the movie trailers at a movie, having skipped all the shit TV adverts!

*Knowing the right lyrics to songs

*Spotting people in one movie from somewhere else! (I pride myself on this actually :P )

*Being sad and pathetic but maintaining an illusion of ‘awesome’

Just thought you should know,

LMC

xxx